my house smells like...
bob - four bags of garbage, thirteen empty wine bottles, eight pairs of sweaty socks, one thousand four hundred and sixteen beer farts, sixteen thousand three hundred and twelve microrganismic species of clinging mold like organisms, one dirty toilet, five years worth of monthly menses and a case of bad breath.
Wanna come over?
Namahottie - And your need to share this information is because? It's called TMI my friend.
j99l88e77 - Ah ha! Now we're talkin'.
Five garbage bags, dirty toilet, sink and bathroom floor, shit laying on the flor like umpaid bills, coins, scissors, socks, and what have you. However, other dirty laundry is sitting on the 2 balcony floors (closed-in Korean style, what the hell is that, balconies), couple of months (who am I kidding - maybe 4 months) of cigarette ashes on my computer table and whatever has fallen off, 2 weeks of beer cans in bags either by my fridge or out on one balcony (that's quite a few cans)... Clean the floor? What's that? My only mop is some deal I stole from the downstairs entrance that's one of those towel hooked on to a mop thingy that... Maybe not good. Bought a good hospital sheet for my bed, but somehow can't bring myself to use it. Eat my dinners on an upside down drawer sitting on a chair that I don't bother to clean. The drain in the bathrrom is one of those deals where you have to slide it up on the pipe and when it gets clogged, like it is now, I just lift it up and turn it and set it back down so the water from the shower goes down and there's these fruit flies thingies that come up. Everyday I think, "Hmm. Should get to that..."
NOBODY comes over.
canucktyuktuk - Whoa! I thought I was bad.
bob - I wash my clothes and balls in the same small sink.Have had the flu and been sweating in the same "bed linen" ha! for two weeks. There is three week old snot paper collecting dust in the corner. Two weeks ago a rat turd jumped out of the ceiling. Literally jumped out, like with spring! whoosh! and a spalt! Dunno how it's possible but know it happened.
bob - I have atheletes foot, crotch rot and diaper rash. My teeth are rotten and there is hair growing on the head of my penis. I recycle my condoms and use my sperm as a hair growth tonic. It doesn't work but seems to stimulate the pheremones of my female students. If I was younger I would probably be suffering from a smagmum build up.
Wanna come over?
Namahottie - And your need to share this information is because? It's called TMI my friend.
j99l88e77 - Ah ha! Now we're talkin'.
Five garbage bags, dirty toilet, sink and bathroom floor, shit laying on the flor like umpaid bills, coins, scissors, socks, and what have you. However, other dirty laundry is sitting on the 2 balcony floors (closed-in Korean style, what the hell is that, balconies), couple of months (who am I kidding - maybe 4 months) of cigarette ashes on my computer table and whatever has fallen off, 2 weeks of beer cans in bags either by my fridge or out on one balcony (that's quite a few cans)... Clean the floor? What's that? My only mop is some deal I stole from the downstairs entrance that's one of those towel hooked on to a mop thingy that... Maybe not good. Bought a good hospital sheet for my bed, but somehow can't bring myself to use it. Eat my dinners on an upside down drawer sitting on a chair that I don't bother to clean. The drain in the bathrrom is one of those deals where you have to slide it up on the pipe and when it gets clogged, like it is now, I just lift it up and turn it and set it back down so the water from the shower goes down and there's these fruit flies thingies that come up. Everyday I think, "Hmm. Should get to that..."
NOBODY comes over.
canucktyuktuk - Whoa! I thought I was bad.
bob - I wash my clothes and balls in the same small sink.Have had the flu and been sweating in the same "bed linen" ha! for two weeks. There is three week old snot paper collecting dust in the corner. Two weeks ago a rat turd jumped out of the ceiling. Literally jumped out, like with spring! whoosh! and a spalt! Dunno how it's possible but know it happened.
bob - I have atheletes foot, crotch rot and diaper rash. My teeth are rotten and there is hair growing on the head of my penis. I recycle my condoms and use my sperm as a hair growth tonic. It doesn't work but seems to stimulate the pheremones of my female students. If I was younger I would probably be suffering from a smagmum build up.
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