blueberry turd delight

Poor Taiwanese spends years sitting through stupid English classes preparing for the day when big nose will ask directions to the toilet, and then lo and behold the big day arrives, big nose approaches! - brain kicking into overdrive now, "What is the past tense of beside?" he wonders, "argh I'll never get it" - big nose getting closer now "Just say something he thinks" and so blurts "So, you like Taiwan?" to which big nose responds "Hen xihuan. Dui bu qi. Chin wen. Cesuo zai nali?" Of course all of this throws neural circuitry of poor Taiwanese into major spaz leaving him looking like he just swallowed Japanese blueberry turd delight and big nose has a bit of a case of the squirts from the contaminated ice they put in his cream of corn so he isn't quite as patient as he might otherwise be. And so it goes in sickening little circles until the whole issue winds up here in the "Open Forum" and the redbook seal of good houskeeping school of international affairs and feminist Mandarin studies sorts the whole thing out. Again.