speaking of witches

It has occured to me that perhaps Leonard Cohen was born dead, sleep walked through the rest of his life, and at the magical age of twenty four was reincarnated into my body. At first glance this seems like an odd theory but consider the evidence:

1) Leonard Cohen is Jewish.

I am negro.

2) Leonard Cohem was a loner.

I am a loner.

3) Leonard Cohen inherited a trust fund that enabled him to pursue his literay ambitions at "his" liesure.

I inherited nothing and pursued my literay ambition at "my" liesure.

4) Leonard Cohen wrote a book called Beautiful Losers.

I "am" a loser.

5) Beautiful losers is set, in part, in Northern Ontario, or Saskacthewan or someplace.

I was born, in part, in Northern Ontario, or Saskatchewan or someplace.

6) Leonard Cohen is a buddhist.

I am a nudist.

Can't think of anything else but the parrallels must surely be clear by now. Allow me to say also that I find the comparisons of my work with the aforementioned Cohen novel to be quite insulting. Leonard himself describes the book as more of a sunstroke than a book really.

Leonard?