Thursday, December 07, 2006

I'll leave if you like

bismarck wrote:
bob wrote:
Modern man is pretty much incapable of authentic experience owing to the constant harping of cosmo, playboy, sexin the city, 50 mistake lsts etc....


Some folks believe Playboy et al is the primary reason for the decline of Western civilisation...

Some folks believe anything.


bob - Marijuana is NOT addictive!

JMcNeill - Huh?!?

bob - See.

I think we have been through this before. bob spelled backwards spells god, althought admittedly in the aetheistic sense of the word, which though not nearly so formidable as the theistic sense is still quite something if you stop and think about it. It is quite something even if you don't stop and think about but you won't realize it. It is a tree falls in the wood sort of situation.


SuchAFob - So you are a) calling yourself a dog and b) saying you do not exist?
You are a non existant dog?
Is the opposite of my religion: Existential Misanthropy?? ( I just don't know why any one else exists?)

Edit: I suppose maybe it is a similar religion. But where you negate yous existence, I question the reason behind it...

bob - It is a closed system. bob is god of the abstract nonsensical because bob is god of the abstract nonsensical. That is what he is. You can ask anybody. They will tell you "Yes, bob is god of the abstract nonsensical, repetitive and rhythmical, though he is a poor speller". They dance when bob types and engage in the most absurd imaginings involving grizzly bears and naked young women lined up at the fountain of love.

Big Fluffy Matthew - There is no bob.

bob - Yes, that would be the alternate view and one that though I am not personally well aquianted, am entirely sympathetic. Think of it this way, one day you are blowing up the soup and the next trying on the watch taken from the corpse of your dead lover four hours after the rest of his body was eaten alive. Does that make any sense? No, I didn't think so and so once again it has been proven beyond a doubt that bob is god of the abstract nonsensical, repetitive and rhythmical, though a poor speller.

SuchAFob - I would never wear his watch. It is too big and a little gaudy.

Therefore your proof does not suit my life experience.
I ask you again,
Why are you here?

bob - Actually that is the first time you asked me that. Anyway, it's like George Bush says "The way to fail, is just to quit." He goes on to stress the importace of analyzing the way forward which seems odd because the way forward doesn't exist yet and is therfore difficult, indeed impossible, to analyze. In any event I look up and see this is the "50 mistakes women make thread" and while that may seem like an excercise in almost sadistic banality to me it might actually be of some interest to some people, more interesting perhaps than flow of consciousness writing exercises. Apologies if it hasn't been particularly edifying. I'll leave if you like.

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