kathy

Anyway I gave it some thought and I can actually recall the last time I grabbed a girl's ass. It was in grade eleven and her name was Kathy (last name withheld but not forgotten) and I do not think it would be any exageration to say that I literally had a hard on for that girl for a good two years staright. Dreams of her tight, perky body and brilliant young soul smothered against mine soothed my wretched tortured soul through chemistry class after math class after English class after whatever until finally I just snapped and reached out and grabbed her. It shocked both of us I think in that it was so extremely intimate. She was wearing fairly loose pants as I recall and her buttocks were a smooth, firm contrast to that texture.

Anyway...

I saw her again, maybe ten or fifteen years later, and she had morphed into an overly aggressive, superficial, super jock executive in the sales department type and made some comments about how looong it had been since we had seen each other and yadda yadda and I felt sick.

canada goosed

bob - Canada geese are on the endangered species list but it always seemed to us there was a lot around and damned arrogant too so we'd pop their heads off with a seven iron and then boil them in the steam vents that ran off the laundramats in China town. Not bad eating, a bit gamey and the bleach didn't do much for the flavor either, but heck, the price was right....

Old Gobbo - MMMmmmmmm Steam-bleached Canada Goose...ARRGGGGLLLL

Using an old needle as a meat thermometer, small B bob looking around at his dinner guests, raised a lysol sandwich and thusly spake, "Boys, our goose is near cooked!"

bob - And just then we noticed Fred was looking a little purple so Ned gave him a boot and, with a giant fart, Fred fell flat on his face. Nobody said much or responded at all really till Ted noticed "I think Fred's dead Ned. Freds dead" and with that each floated off to his own hell on clouds that were shrinking fast.

fuck you buck

So anyway what with all the shit that was going on it wasn't long before we were back into it again and what a sad fucking mess that was all melodramatic and hysterical as usual so I says to Buck "Fuck you Buck" and you know how bUCK is he don't take no shit off nobody and just then the windows blew open and all the guts fell out all over the floor so he couldn't square off proper and slipping around in the blood like that just pissed him off worse cock fucker he was goddamit. The End.